Runnink in ze voods

A vhile beck, Anor (he's zat Elf I know) told me zat Feralas is a luffly place. Gnonest unt I finally got zere a few days ago, unt ve decided to go hexplorink. It is fery nice. It coult use some snow to cheer ze place up, but it is much nicer zan ze desert. Unt drier zan ze Vetlands unt Svamp uf Sorrow. I em still wringink my socks out from zat place.

Gnonest vuz nice enough to put ze enchantment on my sword. Here I em testink ze enchantment on ze Gnoll. As you can see, it is quite a bright enchantment. I like zat, fery much.

As vell as ze enchantment on my sword, Gnonest has also been busy viz ze tailorink he does instead uf ze engineerink. Zis is his new headbant unt vest. Fery snazzy, but hardly goot in ze battle! Efen my plate stuff hardly keeps me goink all ze time.

Ve vere doink a lot uf yeti killink last night. I know zat it isn't nice to attack zem as zey are fairly intelligent unt all, but zey attacked us first! Still, to be helpful to any hunters or ozer leazervorkers in ze area, ve vere fery careful to pile zem up to make it easier to skin later.

I also saw ze giant fartink last night. Sorry zat I didn't get a photo, as I vuz just too shocked. I vill try again later.

Gnonest vuz studyink, so vuz I

Ze ozer day, Gnonest vuz doink his magical studies in Stormvind, so I decided to pass ze time by studyink ze devices zat ze mages keep in ze chamber. Zis vun vuz most interestink as ze lights mofed around ze rock. Almost like ze clockvork. It reminded me uf ze clock I had made meny years ago viz my aunt Flora. She showed me ze details uf carevully carfink out ze gears for ze clock, uf vindink ze spring, unt gettink eferyzink to mofe just so. Efen zen, I vuz ze great engineer, so I decided to make ze clock efen better -- I hooked it up to my vocal audibulator, zo zat it vould say ze time efery minute. Aunt Flora vuz so delighted viz it! She put it avay in ze box for save keepinks, but you coult still hear zat clock countink all ze day long. Unt all ze night long, as it vuz important to keep time at night as vell. It vuz too bad zat Aunt Flora vent crazy unt burned down her shop. Ze firegnomes zat came to put out ze fire efen told me zey could still hear my clock countink. Zat's Gnomish reliability!

Zis magic zink vuz not like my clock at all. I voult heff taken more pictures, but I fell asleep efter takink zis vun. Ze magic stuff is borink.

I did it!

Oh, I hem so hexcited! I told zat human zat I vuz a goot fishergnome, unt I profed it to him! I showed him by catchink all ze fish he said couldn't be caught! He said, "Vow, Gnolly, you really are ze hextreme fishergnome." Zat vill show him!

Fishink

Vell, I heff been doink a lot uf fishink lately -- Gnonest vants us to compete in ze upcomink tournament. Vell, I vant us to as vell, so I guess I shouldn't heff said, "Gnonest vants us to compete." Eizer vay, I heff been doink a lot uf fishink lately - is goot to cook zem as vell!

I caught ze 53 pound grouper, efen. Zat vustn't a goot cookink fish, zo. Still, a nice trophy.

Fishink isn't as goot as clonkink ze trolls on ze head, but I kind uf like it -- I em currently tryink to profe my skills to zis guy who says I can't catch four rare fishes. Vell, I vill show him -- I heff already caught two uf zem -- unt I heffn't efen used some uf my aquadynamic attractors yet. Just ze nightcrawlers.

Brink on ze tournament!