Sometimes I tzink ve contract vorkers need to form a union or sometzing.
Take yesterday. Gnolly had a submarine demolition job zat involved destroying some sort uf altar at great depth. Here's a picture uf it; it is ze blue glowing tzing.
I don't know vhy ze altar had to be destroyed; maybe it vas a navigational hazard. Anyvay, it vas clearly a highly dangerous job requiring specialized knowledge und tools. But did ze client say, "Oh, here, you'll be needing zis deep-breazing apparatus," or "Here are some potions uf vater-breazing, you'll need zem," or efen "Take a varlock viz you if you don't vant to drown." No, it vas yust, "Blow it up und report back vhen you are done." Und so vhat happens? Gnolly demolishes ze altar (yust doing his job) und is about to come up for air vhen he is attacked by a crazed cultist or protester or sometzing. Ve qvickly dispatched ze cultist but alas, Gnolly did not heff time to reach ze surface und drowned vizin a few feet uf safety. I vas closer to ze surface und so vas saved (zere are many advantages to being a mage, und being able to fight at a distance is vone uf zem).
Fortunately I vas able to revive Gnolly, but I tzink ve heff put up viz lax safety standards in ze qvesting industry long enough. I vill be submitting a petition to zose in auzority in Ironforge, Stormvind, und Darnassus und vill not rest as long as zere are adventurers dying unnecessarily.
P.S.: Here is anozer picture uf Gnolly in his new monocle: