Gnolly!

Ze stories uf ze fearsome Gnome varrior, Gnolly! Unt Gnonest.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

So much to talk about

Gnonest unt I vent to Arazi last night. Oh, bevore I mention zat, here is ze photo uf Gnonest in Booty Bay. He is showink off by gettink on ze long beam uf ze boat. I don't know ze real name uf it, or I vould call it zat.

It is not zat I voult be afraid to go up zere, it's just zat I don't fall fery vell. Unt vhen I fall, I hurt zinks. I sometimes zink it is all ze armor, but I em not sure.

Zo, ve left ze Booty Bay efter Gnonest fount all uf ze parts uf zat dang book for ze hunters. Maybe next time zey vill be more careful! Efter a short trip zrough Ironforge (zat place is a fery silly place), ve vent to Arazi. Ve had to find zum blood ore for zum silly goblin, unt I needed to collect stuff from ze elementals. Here I em ferociously fightink ze fire elemental, viz Gnonest about to freeze it.

You probably see ze giant in ze backgrount. He vuz followink us arount all ze time. In fact, he efen almost stepped on me! Silly giants, next time I vill slap him arount a little to show him vut is vut!


Ze reason I vuz efter ze elementals is zat a Troll promised me a sword. I know, I know, "Do not trust ze trolls as far as you can kick zem". Zat's vut my Gramma used to say. Still, it vuz for a sword. Sure enough, he vuz goot to his vord, unt he made for me a sword. Here I em posink viz it. It seems to be a nice vun.

2 Comments:

At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Use the sword to pick my teeth clean after I'm done...

 
At 5:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My vord, do you really eat ze gnomes? Vell, I must say, I don't zink you vill like tryink to eat me much. I hem far too fearsome to eat, unt chewy, like ze tough muscles zat I em.

Gnonest might be pretty tender, zo.

 

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