"Vhut's viz ze accent?"

Some people heff written to me, askink vhy zis blog is written like zis. I don't know vut zey mean, but I guess zey vunder how I can write zis blog vizout a keyboard or Internets connection. Zey don't know Gnomes!

I heff built myself a Trans-vocal Transmogritranscriber. Zis device takes my normal speakink voice, unt sends it zrough ze ezer to zis blog. Simple, no? I vill include a photo sometime.