I zink I heff an addiction

It has begun to bozer me zat I can't seem to hold onto a goot sword for very long. I zink I em addicted to gettink new swords, especially ze two handed vuns. Maybe I just like to svink zem unt fly zrough ze air, but I heff now gotten a zird vun in a very short vhile. Zis vun I got from ze commander at Menezil harbor. It seems zis Orc vus goink to attack ze harbor viz ze catapults. Gnonest unt I vent out to take him unt his catapults out.

He (Nek'krosh or sumtink like zat) vus tough, but Gnonest unt I vere tougher. However, I forgot to get ze photo durink ze battle, but trust me, he fell. Unt hard. Ze commander gave me zis ancient sword to zank us for zavink ze fort. Zo, I am usink it razer zan my hammer. I still love my hammer, but I like ze sword effen more.