Spiffy new shirt!

Hallo again! Since I last wrote, I heff grown tired uf dressing all in red. It hides ze blood vell, but to be frank it is not a flattering colour, und it makes ze whole outfit look a bit like sleepvear. I don't vant to be known as Gnonest Needlezread, ze Mage uf ze Red Pyjamas. Und so I heff made zis new tuxedo shirt to spiff up my outfit a bit:


I tzink it very dashing, zo I am afraid I look a bit like a vaiter vizout ze jacket. I hope no one asks me for drinks ze next time I visit ze Irregular.

In ozzer news, since I got my feazerbeck Gnolly und I heff been riding everyvhere, even on short trips from Tinkertown to ze Mystic Quarter. I still don't steer very vell--on my last trip zrough ze Vetlands, I nearly ran over some dvarves und came vizin a hair uf sqvashing some young elven hooligans in ze tunnels. I am unmoved in my opinion zat it is a most infernal machine, but Gnolly, who likes machines almost as vell as people, insisted zat I giff it a name. So I heff decided to call it Vheezeclank, after ze horrible noises it makes.